Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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