May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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