we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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