THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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