I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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