I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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