Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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