I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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