There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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