No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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