Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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