Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
birth control should be required to get into college
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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