Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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