You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
