And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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