Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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