Duck Duck Cougar?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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