Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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