who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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