Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I have feelings that need drinking.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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