My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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