will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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