I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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