i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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