is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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