the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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