Everything about him screamed your future.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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