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(310): View more from California

So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.

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(361): View more from Texas

She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."

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(512): View more from Texas

The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?

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(518): View more from New York

Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?

(1-518): View more from New York

Absolutely same thing as church only different

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