I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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