I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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