And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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