i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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