So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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