Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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