Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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