Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
someone get that fucking seahorse.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
im six kinds of drunk right now
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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