talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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