How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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