All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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