Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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