why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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