my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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