i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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