U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
