smell my finger.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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