five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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