At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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