Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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