Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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