We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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