Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
