didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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