There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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